No matter how many people there are in the world, there will always be twice as many buttcheeks.
Your sibling(s) are other biological DNA possibilities you could have been
Colleges will spend millions on their sports teams, but can’t spend the extra two dollars to get decent toilet paper in the bathroom
After seeing Gangnam Style, Fidget Spinners, Despacito etc. becoming famous, one thing is sure that people like what they don’t understand.
Getting the “thank you” wave from a distressed motorist in traffic is one of the best feelings in the world.
Spongebob Squarepants looks better in a 14 year-old movie than episodes made in the present day.